Belated Brock Blog

In like a lion, out like a lamb;

and don't you forget to pay Uncle Sam!

Summer is near and the Sun's getting stronger.

We've got some news that can't wait any longer!

We can't simply tell you...

but we'll give you some clues.

It could come as one,

or maybe as two,

swaddled in pink,

or pale baby blue.

December the 6th is the big day

When Baby Brock is on his or her way!

Baby Brock at 6.5 weeks.  Baby Brock is currently 9 weeks and the size of a grape!  We have seen the heart beat on an early viability ultrasound and hopefully will hear the heartbeat on May 12th when he/she will be just past 10 weeks.



To All the REAL Teachers:

REAL TEACHERS


Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of the nine weeks) have been seen grading in church.

Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.

Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.

Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class.

Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and elasticity of kidneys and bladders.

Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

Real teachers can "sense" gum.

Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the workroom/teacher's lounge.

Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students, not subjects; and are absolutely non-expendable.

-Author unknown